ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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