her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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