Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
