whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Randomize
