Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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