I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
