Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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