Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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