this boner is exhausting
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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