We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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