shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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