Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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