i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She's like a pop up book from hell.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
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