look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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