did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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