: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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