Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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