Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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