We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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