My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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