I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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