i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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