she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
