I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
