I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Randomize
