in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Randomize
