The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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