You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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