I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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