At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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