my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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