I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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