About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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