genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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