Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
that's an acceptable place to lick
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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