Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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