I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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