There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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