Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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