I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Randomize
