i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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