4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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