What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Randomize
