Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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