just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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