She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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