she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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