Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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