have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Wtf am i supposed to tell my kids when they ask about my first time? "Mommy got drunk off her ass and fucked a total stranger in another stranger's bedroom, then got abandoned by the selfish prick and walk of shamed to the nearest gas station to call a cab, but ended up passed out in a park in a pool of her own puke."
At least mommy was smart enough to use protection and hack into the asshole's facebook account.
Well of course. Mommy may be a slutty drunk but she ain't no idiot.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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