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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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